The true beauty of soccer is its ability to bring so many different cultures together. It allows people to interact and find common ground who would never do so normally. Sometimes when cultures collide in this manner there can be little mistakes. Sometimes these mistakes take the form of very silly names. Like these:
Josh Windass
Kevin Lasagna
Marco Boogers
Bongo Christ
Danny Invincible
Creedence Clearwater Couto
Fabian Assman
Ricky van Wolfswinkel
Thomas Partey
Jean-Kevin Augustin
Maxwell Cornet
Yago Pikachu
Norman Conquest
David Seaman
Dean Windass
Stanislav Semen
Andre Muff
Mario Turdo
Ralf Minge
David Goodwill
Juankar
Danger Fourpence
Argelico Fucks
Wolfgang Wolf
Danny Shittu
Stefan Kuntz
Brian Pinas
This list will be updated as more silly footballer names become known