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Scientists Taught These Bees To Play Soccer
Mamadou Sakho Is Holding A Lion In Dubai Because His Life Is Better Than Yours
Most high-profile footballers live decadent lives, mostly playing a child's game in front of thousands of fawning fans and lounging on boats in exotic locations. Crystal Palace central defender Mamadou Sakho (on loan from Liverpool) takes that to a whole new level.
With Crystal Palace not in action this weekend, Sakho used his break time to go to the United Arab Emirates and do some cool stuff. Here he is holding a lion:
15 Footballers And Their Furry, Four-Legged Friends
A Liga MX Match Was Visited By A Dog AND A Cat
I firmly believe Liga MX is the most entertaining soccer league in the world, and a recent match between Chiapas and Pachuca proved why that's true.
Never mind the score, or even the soccer, because this game featured both a dog and a cat coming on to the field.
The dog looks way more excited to be there than the cat, which figures.
Liga MX: it's FAAAANNNNNTASTIC.
The Soccer Dogs Of 2016
WeRateDogs is my favorite thing on the internet, notwithstanding the Internet thing that pays me money. WeRateDogs made a video called "The Dogs of 2016" and it was full of good dogs.
Because my boss isn't here, I took the video and thought of a soccer thing for each dog. Follow along!
0:01: James Rodriguez
0:03: Arsenal in the Champions League
0:06: Liverpool’s defense
0:11: Andrea Pirlo
0:23: N’Golo Kante
0:27: Nicklas Bendtner
0:33: Wayne Rooney
0:44: Xabi Alonso
This Dog Is Premier League Manager Material
Watch this video of a very guilty dog and meet me on the other side.
Busted pic.twitter.com/8LVVBME3Bt
— Ali (@AliWyland) August 26, 2016
This dog is going to be the next manager of Crystal Palace. Book that sh*t. Just imagine the press conferences:
This Dog Prefers Soccer Over Belly Rubs
Celtic Fan Arrested For Throwing Hamburger At Police Horse
We interrupt you mindlessly scrolling through your Facebook feed to bring you this very important tweet about a man throwing a hamburger at a police horse.
Celtic fan arrested for throwing a hamburger at a police horse in Piccadilly Gardens. Male started kicking about in the van! #nightinacell
— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) December 6, 2016
The Tender Loving Shown To This Injured Seagull Will Light Your Fire
Melbourne City defeated Sydney FC in the FFA Cup final thanks to a goal from Australian demigod Tim Cahill, but the real story on the night was one of intimacy and the tenderness shown between a seagull, Sydney goalkeeper Danny Vukovic and a sideline avian masseuse — E.L. James, I hope you’re taking notes.