Chelsea

Please Don't Kill Me, Antonio Conte

Antonio Conte will kill any of us if he's in the right mood. He said so himself in an interview with Sky Sports Italia.

“Look Paolo, in such moments I am capable of killing anybody.”

Eden Hazard Is Back To Being The Best Player In The Premier League

The 2015-16 Premier League season was dominated by two stories: the remarkable rise of Leicester City and the shambolic title defense of Chelsea. This season, the roles have been reversed. As a barometer of the contrasting performances, one needs to look no further than the play of wingers Eden Hazard and Riyad Mahrez.

Chelsea's Dominance Against Arsenal Shows The EPL Title Race Is Over

It may be only the beginning of February, but Chelsea are already looking set to run away with the Premier League title this season.

Chelsea Rejected These 11 Players, But Together They Would Tear Up Any Team In Europe

Meet a team with an average age of just 26 and enough talent to batter almost any team on the planet. Their common link? They were all chewed up and spat out by Chelsea FC.

Revealed: The Reason Behind Francis Coquelin’s Explosion On Saturday

Chelsea’s victory over Arsenal on Saturday was marked by a strange phenomena that led to the end of midfield enforcer Francis Coquelin’s career. Coquelin was employed to stop suspicious characters from running straight through the Arsenal midfield, but he failed after suffering spontaneous human combustion while tracking Eden Hazard. 

He exploded into hellfire. There is no adequate explanation for this bit of poltergeist, in fact, referee Martin Atkinson adjudged it to be a foul, which is a pretty terrible way to treat someone who’s just suffered self-detonation.

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