There are ownings, and then there are OWNINGS. This video shows an example of the latter, which caused two defenders to completely give up on life.
Goal from sat pic.twitter.com/ZDvV2icGsD
— † MH (@MJ_Hudson7) February 1, 2017
What in the actual f*ck is this?
Adam Lallama pic.twitter.com/bkBBX5ouf9
— Empire of the Kop (@empireofthekop) February 7, 2017
Antonio Conte will kill any of us if he's in the right mood. He said so himself in an interview with Sky Sports Italia.
“Look Paolo, in such moments I am capable of killing anybody.”
When Antonio Conte almost killed his assistant pic.twitter.com/BV95Abo964
To paraphrase George Orwell, all fans are drunk, but some fans are drunker than others.
Drinking at matches is sometimes enjoyable and sometimes a big problem, and many fans, especially those in rabid supporters sections, ride a unicycle down that line. One fan at Osasuna vs. Real Sociedad Sunday was probably riding a unicycle at one point, but he fell off it.
Take a look at this guy.
Chelsea’s victory over Arsenal on Saturday was marked by a strange phenomena that led to the end of midfield enforcer Francis Coquelin’s career. Coquelin was employed to stop suspicious characters from running straight through the Arsenal midfield, but he failed after suffering spontaneous human combustion while tracking Eden Hazard.
He exploded into hellfire. There is no adequate explanation for this bit of poltergeist, in fact, referee Martin Atkinson adjudged it to be a foul, which is a pretty terrible way to treat someone who’s just suffered self-detonation.
Some use “soccer mom” as an insult, but in reality soccer moms are more like super heroes. They always make sure we have our belongings and help us get from place to place on time. Without them, who knows where we would be.
Soccer moms are 100% committed to the job, so shout-out to all the soccer moms (and dads who fulfill this role). We love you!
Turkish chef Nusret Gokce, better known as Salt Bae, is appreciative of how he’s taken over football with his finesse with the salt. After breaking Meme Land and sending the Twitter-verse into meltdown with GIFs that reciprocated the happenstance of life with arousing seasoning, we’ve come to know Salt Bae a little more.