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Haaland Calls Debut ‘Shit’ For Not Scoring In Final 25 Minutes. He Came Off In The 78th

And so it begins. On Sunday, Erling Haaland made his Premier League debut for Manchester City and scored two goals during his 78 minutes on the pitch.

History says this is largely what we should expect from the 22-year-old. With Borussia Dortmund, Haaland averaged a goal every 86 minutes (62 in 5,388) while his career average in the Champions League is one every 77 (19 goals in 1,463 minutes).

Guardiola said it best after the match: "He was born to score goals."

Giorgio Chiellini Gave Us His First Shithousery Moment In MLS With Best Handball Of The Year

Defenders have an old saying: "The ball can pass you or the opponent, but never both at the same time." It's a philosophy, a way of life. And Giorgio Chiellini is one of its highest priests.

5 Extreme Takeaways From EPL Opening Weekend That Might Actually Be True

With 37 matches still to play, it's time to bring the curtain down on the 2022-23 Premier League season. On the limited evidence of Matchday 1, here's how things are going to shake out over the next nine months, guaranteed.

5 Things That Are Certain After EPL Opening Weekend

#1. Manchester City's Going To Win The League

¿Adónde La Mandó? Hasta Layún Se Troleó A Si Mismo Por Su Fail Ante LAFC

Miguel Layún se robó las miradas durante el triunfo del América sobre el LAFC de Carlos Vela, Giorgio Chiellini y Gareth Bale, en un amistoso promocional de la Leagues Cup 2023. 

Su protagonismo, sin embargo, no estuvo asociado a una gran performance, sino que a un colosal fail que al menos entregó risas en medio de un duelo árido, aburrido y que tras un par de donuts en el marcador se decidió en la tanda de penaltis.

VAR Used For First Time To Catch A Finger In The Butt

A game between Lanús and Vélez Sarsfield gave us perhaps the most random, yet funny use of VAR we’ve seen yet.

When the game was 1-1, a cheeky attempt from a Lanús player to nutmeg resulted in a scuffle in the beginning of the second half.

Nothing too out of the ordinary for soccer in Argentina. Or so we thought.

Long live the VAR, ladies and gentlemen

After going through the replay, the VAR called the referee to take a closer look at what had happened.

Funniest Premier League Fantasy Football Team Names

Struggling to come up with Fantasy Premier League team names for your FPL or other fantasy football team? Of course you are. You’re not creative. That’s why you came to us, the experts in the finest form of comedy known to humankind — puns. 

With that in mind, let’s get right to it. Here are dozens of fantasy Premier Leageu team names for your FPL team.

Here’s Who Premier League Teams Would Be If They Raced In Formula One

Here in the good ol’ US of A, we’re in that terrible time of year where most sports are in the middle of their offseason. For action-starved Premier League fans, there's no NBA, no NFL and no NHL to turn to. Worst of all, there's no World Cup. On the soccer side of things, I would highly recommend giving the Women’s Euros, MLS and NWSL a chance if you haven’t already. But for fans looking to freshen things up, why not give Formula One a go?

Sydney Leroux Just Destroyed Every Former Boys High School Soccer Player With One IG Post

Sydney Leroux’s Instagram page is a marvel. Posts typically come in three types: showing off her adorable kids, trying to sell you something and, my personal favorite, her being a badass.

We’ll file this latest post under that final category. 

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