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Hug Your Local Chelsea Fans, They Need One After The Past Week

If you or a loved one have been supporting Chelsea Football Club, you may be entitled to one free hug. Trust me, it might be needed by the end of the month.

On Tuesday, The Blues will have a rematch with Leicester City after suffering defeat in the FA Cup final to the Foxes over the weekend. The outcome of Tuesday’s game will have major ramifications for which teams will play in the Champions League next season.

The18 Sets Out To Determine Who The Worst Player In The Premier League Is

Every Premier League fan has those few players they believe should be banished from the league, whether it be a starter on their team that regularly makes costly errors, or the bench player who has as many first team appearances as loan spells.

When it comes to evaluating the worst players of the Premier League, one soon realizes there is a problematic paradox that arises. I refer to it as the mediocrity paradox:

Millionaire Owner Of Chinese Club Forces Team To Play His 280-Pound Son

In the list of things you could do as a millionaire, this has to be at the very top: purchase a club, award yourself the No. 10 jersey, hand yourself the role of super sub and then bring your son on too.  

After All This Time, Neymar Still Values Dunking On The USMNT Over Everything Else

With 103 caps accumulated at multiple World Cups, multiple Copa Américas and having achieved both Olympic and Confederations Cup glory, there’s a lot of potential options for Neymar when selecting his personal favorite game with the Canarinho.

So it was somewhat surprising to learn — via GQ Style — that Neymar's favorite memory with the national setup is still his debut, which was a 2010 friendly against the USMNT in New Jersey.

Luis Suárez’s Shithousery Against Barcelona Was A Joy To Watch

Another remarkable weekend in LaLiga saw Atlético Madrid regain title control with three matches remaining despite drawing 0-0 with Barcelona at the Camp Nou on Saturday. 

The Columbus Crew Rebrands Into A Hockey Stick Manufacturer

After embarrassing me by losing 5-2 on aggregate to Monterrey in the Champions League, the Columbus Crew has rightfully decided to rebrand itself as a hockey stick manufacturer. The 2020 MLS Cup champion will säkər no more, instead turning its collective efforts to providing Sidney Crosby with the finest of lumber. 

The New Columbus Logo

Trasnochada Y Añeja: La Playlist Del Asado Motivacional En La Casa De Messi

El asado es el recurso número uno de un argentino a la hora de construir camaradería entre un grupo de amigos y Leo Messi, a menudo criticado por su falta de liderazgo, aplicó este lunes la técnica milenaria para reunir al plantel del Barcelona y motivarlo de cara a las últimas cuatro jornadas de LaLiga, en las que batalla por el título con el Atlético y el Real Madrid.

¿El único pero? La comilona genera críticas en España debido a que no siguió los protocolos de actividad social en tiempos de Covid-19. ¡Ah! Y la música. Qué horror, la música.

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