Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Quote
I can't change that I look like a teenage mutant ninja turtle.
Quotes
Arsene Wenger On English People
I think in England you eat too much sugar and meat and not enough vegetables.
Gary Neville On Arsenal
Arsenal deserve battering. The most disappointing Arsenal you could possibly wish to see.
Peter Crouch Is The Banter King Of The Champions League, Even Though He Isn't Playing In It
Peter Crouch has got jokes. This has already been established, but Crouch re-established it after the Champions League draw Thursday when he saw Tottenham, his former club, had once again been drawn with Real Madrid.
Real Madrid for spurs . If they don't have an idiot sent off early they have a great chance
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) August 24, 2017
Gary Lineker On Wayne Rooney
So many buffoons denouncing Wayne Rooney's international career. You have no idea how good he is or how hard it is. Stick to playing FIFA.
Neymar On Getting Spanked
Me being spanked by defenders? I don't care that much, this is happening since I started playing football.
Jurgen Klopp On Barcelona Coutinho Transfer
I think tomorrow they will offer a McDonald's Happy Meal and we get the toy as well!?
David Luiz On Left Brain Dominate Artists
History reveals that left-brain people have been creating art for a long time now.
Chelsea’s Own Players Begin To Question A Strangely Self-Destructive Summer
The fallout from Chelsea’s home defeat to Burnley to open their Premier League title campaign has been swift. In fact, you could say the situation had been pretty neatly summed up after the opening 43 minutes at Stamford Bridge.
With Gary Cahill sent off, Burnley had shocked the world by cruising to a 3-0 lead behind a brace from Welsh striker Sam Vokes, a player more used to terrorizing Championship defenses than the reigning English champions.
Jonjo Shelvey On His Anger Management
When people wind me up, I should just laugh. I do need to get that out of me. Sometimes you can't help it.