The 10 Times Lionel Messi Utterly Embarrassed A Great Player 9
3. Messi makes sure Pep Guardiola will never forget the name of…James Milner.
You might not have known this, but James Milner is a social media star.
I've just peeled a banana that looked fine but when I peeled it it was bruised which is funny because it looked fine before I peeled it.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) June 16, 2015
Uhh, yeah. That’s why he’s famous: for being boring. It’s not only a shame, it’s unexpected. James Milner can play almost any position on the pitch and regularly does so in a single game. We’ve seen him start a game at right midfield, move to right-back, and then finish up top as a second striker. His ability to fill multiple roles in uncanny.
But…
Great win in Slovenia. I can't wait to get home now & clean the build up of excess washing powder out of the washing machine drawer.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) June 14, 2015
In fact, the only thing that James Milner is more well known for than being boring is being nutmegged by Lionel Messi.
You could make a strong argument that the most interesting thing to ever happen to James Milner is getting nutmegged by Lionel Messi.
Let that sink in.