Watch This Goalie Make An Excellent Catch 10 Yards Outside His Box And Get Sent Off
German Lux has excellent hands, and you can see them on dispay here. The River Plate goalkeeper's excellent catch against Independiente probably saved a goal and also got Lux sent off. Independiente won 1-0, but I think we all know who the real winner is.
Also, we should talk about how amazing a name "German Lux" is. We should LUXuriate in it, if you will.
Here are some possible professions for someone named "German Lux":
Casino Owner
Cult Leader
Grifter
Cruise Ship Lounge Singer
Strip Club Bartender
Anthropology Professor