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Premier League Returns With Man U Win; League Gets Trolled By Serie A, Bundesliga Clubs

The Premier League opener between Manchester United and Leicester City failed to live up to the high-flying opener of last season. But the Friday night lights didn’t fail to elicit fantastic banter — from clubs outside of England.

Sunderland firma a jugador con el mejor nombre de todos los tiempos (Según Homero Simpson)

Es oficial. Sunderland ganará la Liga Premier en el 2021 después de promociones consecutivas para regresar a la liga. ¿Por qué? Por la firma de Max Power.

¿Hay algún mejor nombre en inglés que Max Power? No lo hay según Homero Simpson.

La transferencia al Sunderland de Max Power empezará como un préstamo de Wigan hasta enero, el movimiento será permanente después de esto. 

New Signee Rui Patricio Honors Former Wolves Keeper Who Fought Leukemia, Opts For No. 11 Jersey

The opening day of the Premier League is upon us, which means its time to get serious, people. Before you start hating your best friend who supports your rival club, yelling expletives at the TV and getting too wrapped up in the heat of the season’s commencement, here’s a story sure to hit you in a soft spot.

ESPN's Premier League Luck Index Ruins The Beautiful Game

ESPN released a Luck Index for the EPL, a joint project with tech company Intel that supposedly examines “how the Premier League would look if luck were not a factor.”

Conducted by England’s University of Bath, ESPN aims to both galvanize the beautiful game with this pseudo-scientific study and pollute the culture of football by turning it into a maniacal math project.

The index states the following metric as the definitive measure of luck:

Roberto Firmino’s Generous Donation Helps Save The Lives Of Two Children In Brazil

Roberto Firmino donated almost $77,000 to save the lives of two young fans suffering from a rare genetic disease. The Liverpool striker and Larissa Pereira, his wife, helped to cover the expenses of a year-long medical treatment in America for Joao de Amorim, 6, and 11-month-old Miguel de Amorim, who both need treatment for spinal muscular atrophy.    

Chelsea Lands Kepa For World-Record Fee Of $93M While Courtois Joins Real Madrid

The Summer of the Goalkeeper (admittedly not as fun as the Summer of Love in '67) continued today with news of Kepa Arrizabalaga’s transfer from his boyhood club of Athletic Bilbao to Chelsea. The 23-year-old’s meteoric rise has continued unabated after a stellar season with Bilbao — only his second with the senior side — was rewarded with a call-up for Spain's World Cup squad. Now he gets to play behind David Luiz.

Feel Your Cold, Dead Heart Unthaw As Loris Karius Receives A Standing Ovation At Anfield

To say Liverpool goalkeeper Loris Karius has had a rough go of things in the past few months would be a grand understatement. His errors in the Champions final that expedited Madrid’s trip to the trophy made him an international laughing stock. Things got so bad that Liverpool police were forced to investigate death threats made against the shot-stopper in the days after the performance.

Manchester United vs Leicester City Preview: Predictions, Transfers and Team News

Manchester United face Leicester City Friday, Aug. 10, at Old Trafford as the English Premier League commences with a Red Devils-Foxes showdown. The matchup will mark the 89th EPL meeting between the two and the 45th contest in United’s territory.

Manchester United finished second in the EPL table with 81 points last season. Leicester, on the other hand, finished ninth with 47. With the table flushed clean, both the Red Devils and Foxes have a shot at vengeance — their last EPL match in Dec. 2017 ended in a 2-2 draw.

Arsenal vs Manchester City Preview: Predictions, Transfers And Team News

The Premier League returns this weekend with the marquee matchup of the opening round of fixtures being Arsenal vs Manchester City at the Emirates Stadium in London. Without waxing too lyrical, it’s an encounter between the most aesthetically pleasing side in the division and a club desperate to return to that echelon. 

How Fast Is Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang? FIFA’s Top-Rated Speedster Has Pace For Days

How fast is Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang? The FIFA video game ratings aren’t infallible, but when the fine folks at EA Sports say that Aubameyang is the fastest footballer on the planet with a pace rating of 96, well, they’re trying to tell us something — namely that he’s an excellent option to send a through ball towards and pray.

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