Europe

Ronaldo has had a better year than Messi - and he is arguably a better player right now - but he is nowhere near as valuable as Lionel Messi.

Worshipped at Liverpool, a tragic failure at Chelsea, Fernando Torres did not just end up at Atletico Madrid. It is the place he needs to be. “El Nino” finally might turn his career around.

Are events transpiring to force Barca into accepting a $400 million offer for Messi from Chelsea, or is this all a lot of fuss about nothing?

These talented 8-year-olds counter attack as if they were coached by Jurgen Klopp himself, which gives us some ideas…

Bayern Munich hires Uli Hoeness to be a part of its youth program. He’ll be working for the club’s youth by day, and sleeping in prison by night.

The footballing world is his oyster, but Martin Odegaard could be set to snub Europe's elite clubs for an unlikely destination.

For those of you who don’t speak Dutch, the “HAHA” in the tweet below is directed at the poor, misfortunate lads of MSV Duisburg. It seems that the powers that be (boring, older men) at the club decided to cancel reservations at the hotel the team was originally supposed to stay at over the winter break, because the players needed to “calmly prepare” for the season’s renewal:

Swedish media goes nuts over Ibra's hunting exploits as he bags a giant moose with a single shot

The six-figure salary, the car, the house...this contract had it all, but Club America's Layun thought otherwise.

Demy de Zeeuw needs a new professional club, so he created a LinkedIn profile to find one. Sounds like a “can do” attitude to us.