With just a few weeks remaining in the 2017-18 Premier League season, we are quickly winding down towards one of the most anticlimactic final days of all-time. If Tottenham collapse, Chelsea might yet play themselves into the top four, and Southampton could still manage to avoid the drop — just look at what Newcastle have accomplished over the last four games.
Congratulations to all the winners.
¿Crees que el cumpleaños de un futbolista es importante? ¡Adivina qué, lo es! El mes y el año del calendario en el que nace un futbolista puede tener mucho que ver con si se convierte o no en una estrella algún día. Esto es lo que los psicólogos del desarrollo infantil han reunido para nosotros, los fanáticos del fútbol.
The best party is the one that sneaks up on you like a Jay Rodriguez goal in the 73rd minute. West Brom 1, Man United nil. Sheikh Mansour and the rest of Man City ownership were on cloud nine.
I was on my hands and knees inside a walk-in freezer 40,000 feet above sea level, searching for a cake that never had a good chance of being consumed.
Until Rodriguez struck, West Brom parked the bus and the stomach grumbles of UAE's dignitaries called for an ice cream cake frosted City blue.