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Jozy Altidore Discusses Getting Pinched and Bitten
My girl is mad at me. She’s mad at me, she’s mad at Romero. She’s like ‘Only I can bite you, only I can grab your nipples.
Everyone Would Swipe Right On This Alexis Sanchez Tinder Profile
Alexis Sanchez recently posted a video on Instagram stories showing off his new girlfriend, Chilean actress Mayte Rodriguez.
How is it that professional soccer players easily find beautiful people to date and/or marry?
Tinder, we assume.
Alexis’ profile probably looks something like this
Watch David De Gea Nutmeg Joel Pereira In Training
Watch out Pogba and Lukaku, there’s a new Manchester man with a magical touch around. During a preseason session in LA, Spanish shot-stopper David de Gea showed that he’s just as skilled with his hands as he is with his feet. Poor Joel Periera finds himself on the wrong end of a nutmeg from his fellow keeper.
Love that from @D_DeGea pic.twitter.com/o6qdLuXlyG
MLS Clubs Start Clapping At Each Other Over All-Star Snubs
The process for selecting the 24-man MLS All-Star roster means that there’s always going to be some massive snubs. That just comes with the territory of allowing fans to vote for nearly 50% of the squad. It’s not worth getting too upset over. After all, it’s the fans that’ll actually pay to watch the glorified friendly between the All-Stars and Real Madrid on August 2 in Chicago.
Bobby Charlton On Slavery
Some people tell me that we professional players are soccer slaves. Well, if this is slavery, give me a life sentence.
3 Years Ago, Xabi Alonso Rejected The Idea Of Diego Costa's Waxing Career
Scientists Taught Bees How To Play Soccer
In a study recently published in the journal Science, scientists at Queen Mary University of London taught bees to play soccer. Yes, bees.
The study was really focused on bees' complex learning patterns and adaptability, and one of the tests involves teaching bees to roll balls into specific areas.
England has Found The Next Big Thing in Cricket: Harry Kane!
Watch Angel Di Maria Juggle A Baseball And Throw Out The First Pitch At A Marlins Game
It's International Champions Cup season, and you know what that means: footballers partaking in American sports, most notably baseball, which is the only major sport in season at this time. As such, Angel di Maria, who is in Florida with PSG ahead of their match against Tottenham on Saturday, went to a Miami Marlins game. He hung out with the players, juggled a baseball and threw out the first pitch.