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15 Year Old Sturridge Could Dance Too
Throwback: The Best Own Goal Ever Scored
If you have never seen this video of a scorpion kick own goal from a few years back, you're missing out on something as sweet as Aunt Jemima's maple syrup.
Mourinho Mocks Missile Throwing QPR Fans
QPR fans rained down cigarette lighters and coins onto Chelsea players as they celebrated their match winning goal. Jose Mourinho wasn't phased.
Send Them Home Early!
Russian Porn Star Promises Footballer 16 Hours Of Sex
Aleksander Kokorin has to score 5 goals before the end of the season in order to earn, um, a relaxing end to the year.
Why Carles Puyol Might Come To Colorado
A Spanish newspaper reported Carles Puyol might go to the Colorado Rapids. And we have a theory as to why.
FAIL: Player Knocks Himself Out With His Own Pass
He tried to make the most of the situation, but the situation just made the most of embarrassing him.
Enraged Manager Calls Out His Players’ Lack Of “Male Genitalia”
This manager just called out his players manhood in the most scientific — and ridiculous — way possible.