Highlights

Mira la escandalosa rutina de penalización de Lee Trundle Bamboozle The Keeper

La leyenda de Swansea, Lee Trundle, apareció en un partido benéfico para un equipo de estrellas de Swansea el domingo por la noche, y el jugador de 40 años, que se desempeña como embajador del club para el equipo, anotó con una rutina de penaltis escandalosa que el equipo senior de Bob Bradley sería incapaz de replicar.

Trundle fingió estar atando el cordón de su bota, pero de alguna manera se las arregló para obtener una cantidad extraordinaria de poder detrás de su atrevido golpe.

Un jugador en Chile marcó el gol más asombroso que hemos visto nunca

¿Qué puede hacer un sitio web de fútbol cuando se le acaba la hipérbole?

Quiero decir, esa es nuestra sangre vital aquí. Ningún gol puede ser simplemente "bueno". Tiene que "derretir tu cara" o "doblar el espacio-tiempo" o tal vez incluso " hacer que te orines encima".

 

Así es como se describen los goles en estos días, pero, amigos, no tenemos ninguna hipérbole para este. Y es todo cierto. Eso es todo.

Este es el mayor gol que hemos visto nunca.

Zlatan Does Zlatan Things, Fellaini Does Fellaini Things In Manchester United Draw

The clash between Manchester United and Everton played out much like a GEICO commercial this Saturday at Goodison Park.

The script goes something like this:

"If you're Zlatan, you score ridiculous goals and get away with almost anything, including stomping on Séamus Coleman's head. It's what you do."

"If you're Marouane Fellaini, you come off the bench at 85' and get called for a stupid penalty at the 87'. It's what you do."

Xavi Shows That Class Is Permanent With Absurd Volley Technique

Here’s the latest from from the Qatar Stars League: Xavi Hernandez is still unexplainably good at football. The 36-year-old Catalan scored a preposterous volley for Al Sadd, the difference in their 1-0 victory over Al Khor. 

With his entire being facing the touchline, the midfield maestro allowed the ball to run across his body and onto his right foot. He then somehow managed to contort himself just enough to direct a right-footed volley inside the far post. 

Keeper Scores Bicycle Kick Equalizer Deep In Stoppage Time

Baroka grabbed a late draw against the Orlando Pirates in South Africa's PSL after their goalie joined the attack and scored with a bicycle kick. Yes, that's right. Goalkeeper equalizer. At the death. With a bicycle kick. We have to seperate those words out like that because they just don't make sense in a sentence.

America Score Vital Away Draw Against Necaxa

America hold a slender advantage heading into the second leg of their semifinal with Necaxa after scoring a vital away goal and earning a 1-1 draw.

However, if this match was anything to go by, the return leg in Mexico City will feature two evenly matched sides, and Necaxa will still believe that the final is within reach.

Tigres Take A 1-0 Lead Into The Second Leg Of The Liga MX Semifinals Against Leon

Tigres are one slip-up free home game away from the Liga MX finals. They defeated Leon 1-0 in the first leg on the back of an Andre-Pierre Gignac goal.

Toronto FC Advance To The MLS Cup Final After A Very Ludicrous Playoff Series

Before we get to the game, can we just talk about the atmosphere in Toronto last night? That was one of the best atmospheres for a sporting event I have ever seen. It was raining, but also smoky because Toronto fans kept setting off flares in the stands. 

Honestly, we didn't know Canadians could get that rowdy. Good for them.

The atmosphere was good and the match, if anything, was even better. This was not a well-played soccer game. It was, however, a good soccer game, in terms of total chaos and excitement. Here's what happened:

Man United Roll West Ham With Zlatan Ibrahimovic Scoring A Brace

It’s the EFL Cup so everything must be taken with a grain of salt, but Manchester United’s dominate victory over West Ham in the quarterfinals saw United resemble a waking giant. It must also be said that West Ham’s performance was totally in line with their 2016-17 season so far — disastrous.

With only two minutes gone, the Red Devils opened the scoring after a brilliant exchange between Henrikh Mkhitaryan and Zlatan Ibrahimovic. With both Paul Pogba and Marouane Fellaini suspended for the match, Mkhitaryan was handed a rare start and setup Ibrahimovic with a slick back heel.  

Enzo Zidane Repays His Father’s Faith By Scoring On His Debut

Twenty-one-year-old Enzo Alan Zidane Fernandez, known more commonly as Enzo, was handed his senior Real Madrid debut by manager and father Zinedine Zidane on Wednesday. With Madrid holding a 7-1 advantage in their Copa del Rey fixture following the first leg, it was something of a training exercise against Cultural Leonesa, a club in the third level of the Spanish football league system.

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