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I Know Some Sports Stuff

The sports, they have been good this month.

The Champions League is in full swing. Every college basketball fan on the planet is issuing friendly reminders that THIS IS MARCH. Hockey is doing hockey things. Baseball is still in the background, where it belongs. American football is far enough removed from our sports consciousness that we don't constantly feel guilty for liking it.

So, sports!

Remembering The Greatest Goal Celebration Ever In These Dark Times

We’ve been treated to some spectacular Champions League football over the past week with the drama reaching a crescendo in Barcelona’s comeback against Paris Saint-Germain and Leicester City’s fairytale at the expense of Sevilla.

While those two matches provided everything you could hope for in football (high-stakes, improbable comebacks and a myriad of storylines), they also came with their share of controversy and pantomime villains.

Defensor del Werder Bremen encargado de marcar a Chicharito no tiene descanso

En el minuto 82 del partido de la Bundesliga del Bayer Leverkusen contra el Werder Bremen, el cuarto árbitro indicó una sustitución del Bayer: Javier "Chicharito" Hernández salía para ser sustituido por Stefan Kiessling. Con el marcador empatado 1-1 y el Werder defendiendo un córner, se puede perdonar al defensa Niklas Moisander por apegarse a su tarea de marcar a Chicharito como si fuera una asignación dada por Dios.

Pablo Mastroeni Puts In His Two Cents On The Theoretical Fight Between Man And Wolf

There’s been a question on the minds of Americans for almost a week now, a question that has given rise to a national debate: if former NFL Pro Bowl running back Arian Foster engaged in single combat with a wolf, which warrior would emerge victorious?

Alberto Moreno's New Tattoos, Ranked

Alberto Moreno got some new tattoos. The man is running out of places on his body to put them, but he found a way. They are very nice tattoos. One is of a tiger wearing a bandana. One is of a panda wearing a monocle. One is of a dog wearing bocing gloves. They are all winners.

Soccer Is Boring

Look, I think it's time we addressed the elephant in the room, the truth we all know but can't bring ourselves to admit, the monster hiding under the bed of our fandom.

Soccer is boring.

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