Humor
David Luiz Flattened The Chelsea TV Guy
This Player Chugged A Beer After A Game Winning Goal
This Unintentional Masterpiece Is One In A Million
First off, I just have to say I love how this guy absolutely hammers the ball without bothering to do anything whatsoever with his body shape. If I opened a footballing school for the gifted, this is the technique I would impart to my pupils. If ever, ever the ball the ball sits nicely in front of you, preferably on the bounce, just lace it. It’ll be worth it, no matter what happens.
But what happens next, after he catches that sumbitch flush, is a miracle.
Supposedly A Fan Got Into A Champions League Match By Pretending To Be A Wigan Scout
The biggest story of Benfica's 1-0 home win against Borussia Dortmund in the Champions League round of 16 was undoubtedly a scout from Wigan Athletic, currently 22nd in the Championship, showing up to take in the contest.
So far the highlight of tonight is learning that Wigan Athletic have a scout at a Champions League QF. What a club.
— Greg Farrimond (@GregFarrimond) February 14, 2017
The Pogba Brothers Break It Down
The Strangest Lionel Messi Moments That Prove His Genius
No matter the field they play on, geniuses are a difficult breed to understand. Each of them has his or her own peculiarities and habits that we will never understand because they see things on a different level. Albert Einstein once picked up a grasshopper from the ground and ate it. He also used to go on bird-watching walks while playing the violin and crying. Nikola Tesla had an aversion to jewelry; Vincent van Gogh severed part of his own ear. The list goes on.
But what does any of this have to do with soccer?
Ellen DeGeneres Gives The Gift Of Soccer To Eight-Year-Old Man City Fan
Ellen DeGeneres welcomed back eight-year-old Kai Langer to her show this past Tuesday after he'd gone viral in 2013. He came to sing but encountered more surprises than he ever could've imagined. Not only did he get to meet pop singer Ed Sheeran, but he also left with a birthday gift no one saw coming.
The New USA Kits Aren't New At All
Well folks, Nike really went all in on their latest jerseys for the U.S. Men’s and Women’s national teams. Now that Jurgen Klinsmann and his hatred for the color red is out the picture, the U.S. will rock their “Red to Toe” uniforms. Cool! Expect for the fact that three teams have already sported these same exact jerseys. See for yourself: