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Lacazette Has Clearly Harnessed The Power Of The Bee After Quick Recovery From Stings

The prognosis for Alexandre Lacazette was bleak. After suffering 10 wasp stings in a Dutch forest ahead of Lyon's friendly against Feyenoord on Sunday, the former Arsenal striker was sure to miss the match as he iced, applied hydrocortisone cream and took some Tylenol.

For Some Reason, Man Proposes To Girlfriend In Front Of José Mourinho

On today’s episode of “Fans Do The Darndest Things,” an AS Roma supporter has included José Mourinho in his marriage proposal. 

No, we’re not sure why, but you can watch for yourself as Mourinho has no clue what’s going on before the fan gets on one knee. 

Dani Alves Had A Mexican Night On Twitter And Seems Ready To Join Pumas In Liga MX

If Dani Alves doesn't sign for Liga MX side Pumas, he is a very, very evil and mischievous being. 

The Brazilian international has been linked to the club for several weeks and last night, he himself teased fans by turning his Twitter and Instagram accounts into a clear signal that he's almost for sure heading to México. 

Morocco Player Doesn’t Realize She Sent Her Country To Its First Major Final After Miscounting Penalties

A Rosella Ayane penalty kick will live long in the history of Morocco women’s soccer as it was the shot that sent the team to its first ever major tournament final. On Monday Morocco defeated 11-time Africa Women’s Cup of Nations (WAFCON) champs Nigeria on penalties in the semifinal.

Morocco is hosting the tournament for the first time in its history and is going on a historic run. The underdogs already secured 2023 World Cup qualification, which will be the team's first ever World Cup, by making it to the semifinals. Now Morocco has its eyes on winning the whole thing.

Adidas Gets Schwifty With ‘Rick And Morty’ On Next-Gen SPEEDPORTAL Cleats

Celebrating the release of the next-gen adidas X Speedportal cleats, the German brand has opted for something different — but entirely fitting — by showcasing the fastest boot "in all dimensions" with a little help from the portal hopping title characters of Rick and Morty

If you've seen a single episode of the TV show, you'll know where this is headed. As far as boot advertisements go, it's up there with the best of them.    

5 Fantasy Premier League Sleepers For Your 2022-23 Squad

Are you looking for Fantasy Premier League advice? Fantasy Premier League sleepers for the upcoming campaign? Well you've come to the right place, old chap. It's a special edition of Fantasy Club EPL.

Fantasy Premier League Sleepers 2022-23 

Callum Wilson | Forward | Newcastle United  

Cost: 7.5

Weston McKennie Is An Absolute Vibe Merchant

New videos have emerged confirming what we already knew to be true. Weston McKennie is him. Himothy, Himmy Neutron, to himfinity and beyond; Weston is simply that guy. 

Soccer POV: FC Cologne Players Wear Bodycams In Friendly Against AC Milan

AC Milan defeated FC Cologne 2-1 in a preseason friendly yesterday. The game was fine and I imagine both coaches drew significant conclusions for the upcoming campaign, but what really blew people's minds was the absurd amount of technology used during the broadcast.

Part of the Telekom Cup, the match was billed as "The Innovation Game" due to all the gadgets used on the field, including unique cleat soles used to track player movements, some mic'd up ballers, and — for the first time — bodycams attached to two Cologne stars and the refs. 

Hey Look, A Soccer Ball! Let's Go Play!

We've featured some talented bears on the hallowed pages of The18 in the past. Orlando City's Júnior Urso. Grant Conybear, who taught us how to rake a cross-field switch. Nika, the bear who predicted matches at the Confederations Cup.

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