A Definitive List Of Everything Harry Kane Has Sworn On His Daughter's Life About
Harry Kane swears on his daughter's life that Christian Eriksen's second goal in Spurs' 2-1 victory over Stoke at the weekend brushed his shoulder before it went in the goal, and should therefore be awarded to him, Harry Kane. Obviously the man has not given up on catching Mo Salah for the Golden Boot just yet.
This is an actual thing that Harry Kane said out loud: