USMNT

Michael Bradley Now Second All Time In USMNT Assists — Will Anyone Ever Love Him?

When the USMNT failed to qualify for the 2018 World Cup, Michael Bradley became a major target of vitriol from U.S. fans. The son of a former coach, Bradley has been booed across the country since that fateful night in Trinidad and Tobago in October of 2017. 

Bradley is too slow, too dumb, too useless, the critics say.

But the career Michael Bradley USMNT stats suggest he deserves more respect than he gets.

Christian Pulisic Kick-Starts U.S. Gold Cup Campaign With Filthy Elastico

Just like the USWNT in the Women’s World Cup, the USMNT had to wait a long time to kick off the Gold Cup as the final team to kick off its campaign.

Christian Pulisic was ready.

Pulisic pulled off a filthy elastico to set up an early chance for the U.S. in its Group D opener against Guyana on Tuesday night at Allianz Field in Saint Paul, Minnesota. 

3 Reasons Why Freddy Adu Must Be Included In The USMNT 2020 Olympic Squad

For the last decade, Freddy Adu has been quixotically rediscovering his love for the game and declaring himself a much more learned and focused footballer. The problem is, over the course of the last five years, he’s only played 34 professional games, basically the same amount that Harry Kane plays in a week. 

As USWNT Shines In WWC, USMNT Plummets To 30th In FIFA Rankings

The U.S. men’s national team’s world standing is plummeting at the same time the women’s national team is soaring. The June FIFA rankings released on Friday saw the USMNT fall six places to 30th in the world, its worst ranking since 2017.

The Daily Show defiende hilarantemente el 13-0 de USWNT contra Tailandia

¿La selección femenina de Estados Unidos fue demasiado lejos en su humillación récord de 13-0 sobre Tailandia el martes en la Copa Mundial Femenina?

Muchos han sugerido lo mismo, diciendo que las jugadoras estadounidenses no deberían haber celebrado marcar goles al más alto nivel de su deporte.

USMNT Embarrassed By Venezuela In Final Gold Cup Tune-Up

The USMNT is ready to begin Gold Cup group play after putting the finishing touches on 180 minutes of the most pathetic soccer you’ll ever see. After losing to Jamaica 1-0 in D.C. last Wednesday, the U.S. gave up three boneheaded first half goals to Venezuela in Cincinnati on Sunday en route to a 3-0 defeat.

Baby Yanks Knocked Out Of U-20 World Cup By Wondergoal From Ecuador

After pulling off one of the upsets of the tournament, the USMNT U-20 squad’s run in the 2019 U-20 World Cup came to an end with a 2-1 loss to Ecuador on Saturday in Poland.

The Concacaf champions beat France in the Round of 16 to knock one of the favorites out of the tournament, but the CONMEBOL champions proved too much for the Baby Yanks.

USMNT Gold Cup Roster Announced AND WTF IS THIS

It’s absurd. It’s preposterous. It’s the USMNT Gold Cup roster. I mean, would you look at this? I can’t believe this. These are the guys Gregg Berhalter thinks can defend our CONCACAF crown while simultaneously building a longterm project that’ll secure us our first-ever World Cup triumph in 2022?

Please, get outta here with this. Not these fools. I don’t like these guys; I don’t trust these guys.   

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