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What would you do if you found yourself in a futsal match with Zinedine Zidane? Beg for mercy? Pee your pants? Faint?

One player who found himself in that exact situation decided the occasion warranted a selfie with the French legend. Zidane was happy to oblige, but the referee did not take kindly to the picture, and booked the offender.

We assume the card was yellow because of the player's reaction to it. The card doesn't appear to be yellow in the video. 

Stuart Edge might be the corniest name I have heard in years, but he sure does know how to pull off a magic trick. 

It starts off with the usual take-a-card-any-card and then evolves into something involving a soccer ball, a kick, and Real Salt Lake’s Luke Mulholland. It makes sense in the end, except it kind of doesn’t, but your eye’s will be happy.  

The internet is flooded with highlight videos. A player simply has to be young, talented, and make a couple cool plays in a season for someone to string those plays together in iMovie, throw some banal techno music over it, and produce one of them. I say this like I hate them, and in many ways I do, but I also cannot deny that watching these videos can be about as addicting as it gets. 

TMZ asked Zlatan his thoughts on the FIFA scandal, and it went about as well as you'd expect. 

"I don't know. It's not my area. I play soccer," Zlatan said.

Hear that? ZLATAN CALLED IT SOCCER. This is further proof that America is taking over the game. It's no longer "football." It's "soccer." Zlatan said so. 

Now that one of the best players in the world called it soccer, the can be no stopping it. Get used to soccer, rest of the world.

Dennis Schroder (a.k.a. "German Rondo") of the Atlanta Hawks is a basketball player, and you would think that means he is not very good with his feet, but that couldn’t be further from the truth.  

Check him out performing some fancy freestyle skills on a basketball court before nodding the ball through the net. He makes it look easy. 

It must be the German in him.

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With the final of the 2015 World Cup just around the corner, it’s time to get your mind off of the stress surrounding that colossal event by paying attention to the little things in life. Little problems, that is. 

See, even the world-class ladies of the USWNT have problems, and the girls over at Soccer Girl Probs managed to get a majority of the team to tell the world just what #SoccerGirlProbs are the worst. 

Check out the hilarious video here:

This is what leadership is. 

England manager Mark Sampson gave a touching interview about Laura Bassett's own-goal and England's heartbreaking exit from the Women's World Cup. 

Sampson called Bassett a hero for her play throughout the World Cup and said she doesn't deserve the World Cup ending that she got.

Gareth Bale is really happy that Sony Mobile are sponsoring the Champions League.

In a new video, he's shown giving his support for Sony Mobile as the new Champions League sponsors before hitting a trick shot with a basketball (he kicked it, obviously).

Why he did this, we can only speculate. The shot was cool, though.