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D.C. United Could Be Involved In Two Crazy Attendance Records In One Week

D.C. United could go from playing in front of the largest MLS attendance to playing in front of the smallest MLS attendance in league history in the span of a week.

The Black and Red lost 3-1 to Atlanta United on Sunday at Mercedes-Benz Stadium. The match set a new MLS attendance record with 72,035 fans. 

Did Neymar Just Mock Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Hawking, perhaps the most famous scientist since Albert Einstein, passed away Wednesday morning at the age of 76, a sad day for anyone who appreciates science (or the technologies science has given us, which is to say all technology). But on Wednesday afternoon, a tone-deaf Neymar Stephen Hawking tribute has us wondering if the Brazilian soccer star was mocking the British scientist. 

Tottenham Hotspur Send Out Outrageously Sexist Survey Question

Some American Spurs fans reportedly received a club survey that included a question that should never have even been thought of, much less included in an actual Tottenham Hotspur survey. 

Greek League Suspended After Club Owner Invades Pitch With Gun

The Greek Superleague has been suspended after a match between PAOK and AEK Athens briefly turned into an episode of Justified.

PAOK owner Ivan Savvidis ran on the field to protest a call the referee had made, and guess what, he had a gun on him.

We are not making any of this up.

Goalkeeper Sets Unofficial Record For Dumbest Dive Of All Time

Mario Felgueiras is a 31-year-old journeyman goalkeeper. On Sunday, he saved a penalty to help Paços de Ferreira upset first-place Porto 1-0, pulling Os Castores (The Beavers) out of the relegation zone in Liga NOS. But all his heroics will be overshadowed by what might be the worst football dive in the history of the game.

La Copa de Algarve se añade a la lista de mierda que solo sucede en el fútbol de mujeres

Añadiendo algo más a la lista de mierda que nunca sucedería en el fútbol de hombres, la Copa de Algarve decidió no jugar su final el miércoles, y en vez de eso, premió a Suecia y a los Países Bajos con el primer lugar en el torneo. Después de dos horas de anunciar las alineaciones para la final, la Copa de Algarve anunció que el partido sería cancelado por las terribles condiciones climáticas.

What The Cleveland Browns Have To Do With Columbus Suing Major League Soccer

Mike DeWine, the Ohio Attorney General, along with the city of Columbus, Ohio, filed a lawsuit against Columbus Crew owner Anthony Precourt and Major League Soccer on Monday. The Ohio state government has officially joined the #SaveTheCrew movement, and Crew fans have the Cleveland Browns to thank for this intervention.

Fernandão Suspended 2 Games For Key & Peele-Esque Celebration

Fernandão is a Brazilian striker for Fenerbahçe in Turkey. We’re not sure if he watches American television, but my guess is if he’s seen Key & Peele he’ll be arguing his case like a young Hingle McCringleberry. The Fernandão celebration during a match against Beşiktaş on Sunday resulted in a two-match suspension and $15,900 fine, handed down on Thursday.

You Can Bring Drugs Into The Russia World Cup Venues

The 2018 World Cup was always going to be a little unhinged. This, after all, is a country in which groups of ultras get together before league games and partake in semi-organized brawls. After the Russians took the spotlight at Euro 2016 in France with some, well let's be polite and call them "antics," folks were right to be worried about fan safety during the World Cup.

Google Doesn’t Know The Name Of LaLiga

Google gets it wrong. Wikipedia doesn’t do it right. Sky Sports, BBC, The Guardian, ESPN, Fox Sports and Goal.com all spell it incorrectly. Al Jazeera and BeIN are inconsistent in their usage. Shit, even the nearly infallible staff at The18 used to make the mistake and we’re pretty sure you get it wrong all the time too. Spain’s Primera División is called LaLiga not La Liga. 

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