What in the actual f*ck is this?
Adam Lallama pic.twitter.com/bkBBX5ouf9
— Empire of the Kop (@empireofthekop) February 7, 2017
First of all, why would you get a tattoo of Adam Lallana, he's been mostly trash for Liverpool barring the four-month fire-breathing excursion he went on at the start of this season? (he has since cooled off)
That just seems a bit rash, no? Although any person who would get an Adam Lallana tattoo, barring his immediate family, wouldn't be the world champion of life decisions, would they?
And then there's the llama. I get the "Adam Lallama" pun, it's great and should be appropriated more, but is that really worth a tattoo? No. The answer is no. Why would someone do this? Why?
I'm glad someone in the world got this tattoo, and I'm especially glad that person isn't me.