Neymar Knocks A Guy Out With A Napkin Holder In The New xXx Movie

Brazilian superstar Neymar got a bit part in Vin Diesel's new movie xXx: Return of Xander Cage, which features the Barcelona forward having a conversation about heroes with Samuel L. Jackson over lunch before knocking a would-be armed robber unconscious with a napkin holder. We are not making any of that up. 

What a strike! Sure, it wasn't as cool as, say, the sombrero flick, but it was at least a little bit cool. I don't think I could have done that with a napkin holder, but that is probably why I don't have a bit part in xXx: Return of Xander Cage.

And he says he's no hero.