If you saw the bellboy wheeling a few of these metallic cases down the hall, each clearly denoted as hands off material with a dozen locks keeping its contents guarded, you’d probably react like Ludacis in “Rollout (My Business)”: what in the world is in that bag, what you got in that bag?
For the FC Barcelona roadies, it’s a pair of one of a kind adidas Nemeziz 17s handcrafted especially for Lionel Messi, the latest range of Blaugrana training gear and Andre Gomes under lock and key.
And if you’re Barca, you don’t just keep all these things in a portable container outside the NYRB training facility (apart from Andre Gomes), you rent a bougie a** hotel room in New York for the garments of Messi & Friends.
Also, shoutout to the heartbroken YouTube commentator who’s writing “HE IS DESTROYING OUR FANBASE” on every single FC Barcelona video. For shame Neymar, for shame!