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Watch Francis Coquelin Experience The Miracle Of Human Flight

Look at that!

Up in the sky!

What is it?

It's a bird!

No, it's a plane!

No, it's Francis Coquelin!

Cristiano Ronaldo's Mother's Day Tweet Scared The Hell Out Of Me

Cristiano Ronaldo scared the hell out of me this morning. I was up watching Arsenal vs. Manchester United and idly scrolling through twitter when I saw this:

Freak Tornado Interrupts Match, Carries Away Goal And Sends Kids Flying

We're not in Kansas anymore. Although, from the looks of it, the dust devil that carried away a soccer goal in Lillehammer, Norway might rival a twister in Lawrence, Kansas.

Not that the citizens of Lillehammer seem all that frightened by the dust devil that whirls through the parking lot of a sports facility and then interrupts a soccer match.

In fact, in Norway this type of occurance is known as a "Værfenomen" – literally, weather phenomenon – and the logical thing to do as soon as you spot one is to giggle and jump directly into its path.

Chicharito's Best Goal Proved He Was The Face Of Manchester United

The headline of this article was a joke. Take a look at this clip of Chicharito's best goal and see if you can spot why.

Heh. Get it? Face of Manchester United? God, I am so clever.

This NPSL Team Has Bob The Builder Jerseys

All novelty kits are great, but some novelty kits are greater than others. Check out this offering from the NPSL's Rafters FC (Shreveport and Bossier City, Louisiana), which bears a striking resemblance to the getup worn by Bob the Builder.

Bayern Munich's Title Celebration Inadvertently Reveals Them To Be The Uruk-Hai

Bayern Munich won the Bundesliga after trashing Wolfsburg, 6-0, and they celebrated with shirts!

Midfielder Scores One Of The Greatest Own Goals Of All Time

Unfortunately for Dynamo Dresden’s Aias Aosman, this’ll probably be the best part of his 2016/17 Skills & Goals HD YouTube video. This flying, kneed volley from 18 yards out left his own goalkeeper no chance as it arrowed inside the far post.

What’s even worse for Aosman is that this goal proved to be the difference — Furth defeated Dresden 1-0 on the day. What’s utterly depressing is that this totally destroyed any chance Dresden had of getting promoted to the Bundesliga.

What If Soccer Was Scored Like Tony Hawk Pro Skater?

Okay, before we get started here, put this song on. It's a jam.

Okay, now you’re in the zone.

Are you tired of that one friend who ruins soccer spectating? You know the one, the person that constantly complains about a lack of scoring and sees the low accumulation of point totals as some kind of irrefutable condemnation of the sport. Yeah, that jagoff.

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