Cess Fabregas took to Snapchat on Tuesday night to vent about a mandatory anti-doping test that took place at, get this, 11:30 PM. Fabregas, who makes $11.5 million per year to kick around a football for a few hours a day, sarcastically applauded UEFA officials who were simply carrying out the World Anti-Doping Agency code.
Some startling information regarding the Qatar 2022 World Cup has come to light. Apparently there might not be enough fan accomodations, and people might have to sleep outside in Bedouin tents during the tournament.
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After Raheem Sterling turned down a £100,000-a-week Liverpool contract extension in favor of a move to Manchester City, signing a deal with the Citizens worth £180,000-a-week, Liverpool supporters were quick to claim that money had been the main motivation behind the move.
The loss of the 2014 European Golden Boy winner was difficult for Liverpool fans to swallow. Coming off the backend of an incredibly disappointing 2014/15 Premier League season for the club, the loss of Sterling only compounded the misery for those on Merseyside.
German international Max Kruse made headlines this week after it had publicly emerged that he’d left over $85,600 in poker winnings in the backseat of a taxicab. Not only has that money not been returned to Kruse, but he was subsequently fined a further $28,500 by Wolfsburg for his conduct.
If you ever forget that professional footballers are really just boys with a lot of money, remember this article. MK Dons midfielder Samir Carruthers was just banned from entering the Cheltenham Festival because he was pictured pissing into a pint glass.
Poor Cristiano Ronaldo just can't get a cup of tea. The Portuguese phenom was only trying to have a nice calming cup of chamomile but then, well, just watch.
When a cow comes to a soccer field and wants to play soccer, who's gonna tell the cow no? Not me! Cows are big and fast and ornery. They can play soccer if the want, although not very well.
I mean, look at this guy, he doesn't get anywhere near the ball the whole time he (we're just assuming here, we don't know enough about cows to know the differences between genders based on a blurry Youtube video) is on the pitch. He has no positional awareness at all, but he is big, strong and fast, we'll give him that. So basically he's Steven Gerrard.
Sacha Baron Cohen is either one of the funniest men alive or the biggest jackass in the world depending on your perspective. The comedic genius that came up with characters such as Borat and Ali G has used those same characters to give unflinching, often cringeworthy social commentary...and possibly pink eye. This next video shows Baron Cohen’s flair for character creation, without ruffling too many feathers. In it, we hear the story of Sacha Baron Cohen visiting hooligans. Prepare yourself for some pretty hilarious hooligan impressions.
Think you've seen the most epic volley of all time? Well, think again because Norwegian champions Rosenborg and Scandic Norway have just released a video that should be a serious contender for the prize.
This has been a great week for IN THE FACE!!!! INNNThe FAAACE!!!! news.
You shouldn't kick the ball directly into your teammate's face. That's, like, the number one rule of teammates. For more,we go to our "Instant Karma" correspondent, John Lennon.
Thanks John.