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It's good to be the Mauritania President.

Why is it so good? We will explain.

If you're the president of Mauritania, you can, if you happen to be watching a soccer match in your country and get bored with the proceedings, order the match to be sent to penalties in the 63rd minute so you don't have to watch it anymore.

How do we know that you can do this sort of thing if you're the Mauritania President? 

Because that's what he did in real life. We are not making this up.

Jamie Vardy is Santiago Munez. Santiago Munez is Jamie Vardy. They are one and the same.

Vardy's story has understandably drawn comparisons to the plot of the movie "Goal!" And now, the writer of that same movie is apparently pitching a project about Vardy's life. It should be deja vu if the writer actually gets the Vardy movie made.

Do not watch this video if you have self-esteem issues and consider yourself pretty good at keepy-uppy. For the majority of us, this grandma keepy-uppy video is enough for us to sink down in a dark hole of despair.

We practiced a lot when we were younger. We practiced keepy-uppy all the time. It's the most basic soccer drill, and perhaps the one that has the most noticeable effect on whether our touch is good or not.

We see this video, and we feel a range of emotions. 

It's said the apple does not fall far from the tree. In the case of Zinedine Zidane's son Luca Zidane, the apple fell very close to the tree, and on the way down it headbutted a Spaniard.

[#Insolite] Quand Luca Zidane se fait expulser après avoir "pété un plomb..." pic.twitter.com/P7jOu0UF2F

The last time we could say, "Leicester City are top of the Premier League," interns were still slut-dropping in the Oval Office (probably). The year was 2000, the month October, and Bill Clinton had just a handful of days left to abuse his power inside 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.