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16 Jokes Every Soccer Fan Will Laugh At
It’s almost the weekend, which means it’s acceptable to start MESSIng around. You came to hear some jokes, so we promise to keep everything in the box, we won’t cross any lines. Feel free to share these jokes with your kids because we know they will get a kick out of them! Each joke is a keeper. Enjoy!
What If We Didn't Like Playing Soccer?
We got a very interesting Facebook comment on a recent article.
What would happen? What would we do? We thought about it and made a list. Here's what we would do if we didn't like playing soccer:
Vandalism
Write a screenplay
Go back to school
Investigate who really killed JFK
Play MarioKart
Get caught up on bills and stuff
Visit every National Park
Find the Holy Grail
Pique Gets Nutmegged On His Birthday, Asks Cameraman To Edit It Out
18 Things Every Youth Coach Understands
Your reasons for coaching youth soccer – for sacrificing your weekends, dealing with the headaches of communication, putting up with wall-to-wall nonsense – are selfless. You love the game. You enjoy working with kids and know that soccer is one of the most powerful ways to teach life's lessons. Generally, the rewards far outweigh any of the accompanying pains.
But, good grief, the struggle is real. You'd really like to skip the hassles of managing a team or running a club, but time and again you run into the same problems afflicting your companions around the globe.
Deadline Day: Liverpool Have A New Team Bus
After a stretch of games in which they've made defensive errors into an art form, Liverpool have gone the metaphorical route in finding a solution during the January transfer window, and purchased themselves a bus.
The squad arrive at Anfield in the new team coach for final preparations ahead of #LIVCHE! pic.twitter.com/ggepoC9lx6
These Two Simple Rule Changes Would Make The FA Cup Great Again
Let’s be honest with each other, the FA Cup has become an irrelevance. Once the pinnacle of domestic football, the world’s oldest cup competition is now about as popular as a presidential executive order, with only slightly more charm.
If Breakfast Was Like The Transfer Window
Cristiano Ronaldo Said A Bad Word
Cristiano Ronaldo is a nearly perfect human. He's chiseled, rich, famous and very good at reminding us that he is all of those things. He is still human, however, and just like all humans he occasionally loses his temper and becomes a pottymouth.
That's what happened when, recently, he made a (rare) poor touch and was booed by his own fans at Estadio Santiago Bernabeu.
Per MARCA:
Neymar Knocks A Guy Out With A Napkin Holder In The New xXx Movie
Brazilian superstar Neymar got a bit part in Vin Diesel's new movie xXx: Return of Xander Cage, which features the Barcelona forward having a conversation about heroes with Samuel L. Jackson over lunch before knocking a would-be armed robber unconscious with a napkin holder. We are not making any of that up.