Cristiano Ronaldo is the boss. He is the boss of you. He is the boss of your boss. He is the boss of everyone, with the possible exception of Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who is also the boss.
What makes a man the boss of everyone? Owning a $320,000 car and sitting on it like it's no big deal.
"Oh this? This old thing? I guess this is a Ferrari. I'd nearly forgotten about it, I have so many. Might take it for a spin around the block later. Might not, might just swim around in a champagne bubble bath or attend the premier of (another) documentary someone made about me. I'll probably just sit here on this car though, I don't really drive it, I just sit on it and look cool while people give me money."
That's what we would be saying if we were Cristiano Ronaldo's inner monologue. We'd like to imagine that every day after training Cristiano comes home and sits on his car until it's time to go to sleep, but we are not privy to these sorts of details. That's what we'd be doing if we had the kind of money that allows a person to buy a $320,000 car and then just sit on it.
(H/T Goal.com)
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