Everton winger Gerard Deulofeu can only think of two people, ever, who he'd like to have dinner with. Can you guess which two?
In a Q&A with The Times, Deulofeu gifted us with this delightful exchange"
Question: Which three people would you like to have round for dinner?
Answer: The actor Jason Statham and Ronaldinho. Just those two.
Ah, yes, of course. Ronaldinho makes sense, because what self-respecting footballer wouldn't want to have dinner with Ronaldinho? And Jason Statham is in action movies, so that's cool.
Here's what's puzzling: Deulofeu couldn't think of anyone else besides those two? He could have at least earned some brownie points by saying Everton's owner, or gained some good will by saying his mom, or Jesus, or the Queen.
These are the questions that keep us up at night.
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