There are some crazy people out there, proper lunatics even, but we never understood how truly nutty people could be until today. The term "Mario balotelli superfan" is not used very often, for very obvious and very reational reasons. We, to be honest, did not think that such thing existed.
Then this turned up on Mario Balotelli's Instagram:
Mario Balotelli Superfan
Well then. That's interesting. We bet that guy's a big hit at parties. If Mario Balotelli is implying you're a bit crazy it's time for you to re-evaluate your life choices.
Let's take a journey into the mind of a person who would be willing to do this to himself, it's a strange and almost mystical place, full of wonder and, obviously, Mario Balotelli. Actually, let's not go in there. 'Tis a silly place.
If that guy was a real fan he would set fireworks off inside his own house.
(H/T Deadspin)
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