Cristiano Ronaldo, as we've previously covered, is one of the most looked-at humans in the world. It is our contention, though, that he is not looked at enough. With that in mind, won't you please take a moment and look at Cristiano Ronaldo?
It'll only take a moment, we promise. Unless you want to look at Cristiano Ronaldo for longer than a moment, which is fine and even encouraged.
Here he is, please look at him. He is asleep in a very awkward-looking position with his head in what appears to be a hedgerow. Also he's wearing, like, some kind of outrageous zip-up jacket paired with tighty-whities? We don't know. But this article isn't about a hedgerow, or tighty-whities, it's about looking at Cristiano Ronaldo, so please do that now.
— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) November 4, 2016
There, that's all we wanted.
Thank you for looking at Cristiano Ronaldo.
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