Even though Lazio obliterated Steaua Bucharest on Thursday on their way to the Europa League round of 16, no person in his or her right mind would contend that Lazio defender Patric had a good time.
Patric, a product of La Masia in his first season with Lazio, is probably wishing he was back in Spain. If he can even remember being back in Spain.
Clearly the Spaniard's skull is made of stronger materials than that belonging to a regular person.
(Ivan Drago in Rocky IV voice)
He's not human. He is like a piece of iron.
That shot looked like it would have taken a normal human being's head clean off. Patric, though, is no ordinary human being, because apparently he has a skull made of iron. Maybe he's the illegitimate brother of the king.