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Want To Earn $93,000 A Year As Personal Assistant To Jermain Defoe?

Jermain Defoe is in need of a personal assistant. And he's willing to pay £60k per year (~$93,500) for the right hire. The Sunderland striker put up an advertisement for the position that was, frankly, hilarious. 

Here are some of his potential personal assistant's duties (with snarky comments from us in parenthesis):

VIDEO: Wycombe Wanderers Ballboy Restores Our Faith In Humanity

A lot of things these days work to take the fun out of watching soccer.

That's why we were delighted when we saw this video of the Wycombe Wanderers scoring a game-tying goal and celebrating madly with the ballboy. 

Can Your Favorite Player Score A Dizzy Penalty?

Serious question: do you think you could do a dizzy penalty?

Gareth Bale couldn't do it.

Apparently this is a thing now. Players spin around and try and take a penalty and it's hilarious. We don't know why they would do this, but whatever. Minor details.

Look! Liverpool players tried it too! We learned that Joe Gomez is likely a better dizzy defender than a dizzy attacker, among other things.

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain's Secret Second Career

If Arsenal have exhausted their summer budget and are forced to make some cuts to save money, they know where to find a pilot. 

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain may just be their best bet, as te took part in Arsenal's flight simulator challenge a few years ago.

A Dog Broke Onto The Pitch, And Made Everyone Seem Out Of Shape

Watch this video of a dog running onto the field during a professional game in Chile.

But first, read our scouting report on the dog.

The dog is deceptively fast with great movement and does a nice job finding pockets of space in between defenders. The dog seems to find itself in the right places at the right times. The dog has good vision and moves very well without the ball. Essentially, what we're dealing with here is the Thomas Muller of dogs.

Now watch the video.

Epic Goalkeeper Fail Adds To Team's Embarrassment In CONCACAF Champions League

Alan Gordon has a reputation for goals falling into his lap, but this is ridiculous. 

The USWNT Bus Broke Down On The Way To Practice...Again

The USWNT's biggest competition so far in their victory tour has come from their own bus. Yesterday, Hope Solo tweeted a picture of her and her teammates being escorted to practice by fans in Chattanooga. 

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