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Leicester City's Wes Morgan has apparently entered into some kind of agreement with Captain Morgan rum, which caused us to wonder why this wasn't a thing already. It also got us thinking about Toby Keith for some reason, which is why we made up this song (to the tune of "Rum is the Reason"), for which we are deeply sorry.

Also, feel free to sing along.

According to the University of Bristol, 88 percent of people who set a New Year’s resolution ultimately fail. Worryingly, that total comes despite the fact that 52 percent of people set out with the utmost confidence in their ability to achieve their goal. This should tell you a lot about the human race.

Here is a video of Roberto Firmino's highlights so far this season:

Whoops! We have just been informed that this is in fact not Roberto Firmino's 2016 Liverpool highlight video. We apologize.

That video should be about Roberto Firmino, though, because Roberto Firmino's teeth are incredible.

Every year, Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales issues a plea to the website's users to donate to the nonprofit, ensuring that it maintains its independence, remains ad free and continues to perform optimally. However, according to The Washington Post, the nonprofits’s appeals have been so effective over the years that the website has tens of millions of dollars sitting in reserve.