Real Madrid reserve forward Jese has begun a music career with the release of his debut single "Yo Sabia." There is an accompanying music video. It features someone named (I swear to God) “De La Ghetto.”
Warning to discerning readers: there is a butt.
This is not a music video. This is a cry for help.
It's like they got together and said "how can we make a music video that is so bland no one will remember it for more than five seconds after they've finished watching?" and then they went out and did that.
Here are some things they put in the video: cars, girls, a butt, and that's it. There are three types of scenes in this video: guy rapping in front of Audis, guy rapping in front of hot girls and near-uncomfortable close-ups of said hot girls.
It's true that I don't speak Spanish and therefore couldn't understand most of the lyrics, but this doesn't seem like the type of song in which the lyrics really need to be understood.
Also: Carlitos Rossy looks like DJ Khaled’s little cousin.
Hopefully, with Real Madrid's pre-season starting up, Jese will be able to spend more time on things he's actually good at and less time at reggaeton.
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