Cristiano has released a fragrance. This is a surprising thing only because this is the first time Cristiano Ronaldo has released a fragrance.
We were shocked when we found this out. We figured Cristiano releases fragrances with the same frequency that some of us release bowel movements after we have eaten Taco Bell.
Cristiano's fragrance is called "Legacy," and we have no idea why. We guess it's one of those fragrance names engineered by marketers that's meant to sound kind of cool but ultimately means nothing.
To coincide with the release of "Legacy" this nifty video was produced, proclaiming legacy to be the "DEBUT FRAGRANCE."
Cherish this moment, people. There will never be another Cristiano Ronaldo debut fragrance. And thank heavens for that.
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