Portsmouth Is Now The Most Magical Place On Earth

I don't know what will become of Portsmouth following its acquisition by former Disney CEO Michael Eisner, but I can't help but hope it turns out exactly like this:

Michael Eisner would be Scrooge McDuck in this case. The Beagle Boys would be the bigger clubs who will inevitably come along whenever Portsmouth develop a good player and buy them. 

I know what you're wondering: "Sam, why did you joke about Goofy instead of any of Disney's various soccer movies, such as The Big Green or Air Bud: World Pup?" That's a great question, and for the answer you will have to take inspiration from various Disney projects and use your imagination.