We're going to be honest, we think this might be fake. It just seems staged to us. Just a feeling we have.
It's still pretty funny though, so whatever. Someone get this man some sperm.
Serious question: how will he know he's actually getting the sperm of a superstar footballer? What if he's just getting sperm from some random dude?
I suppose that's not his greatest worry right now, but it's something to think about.
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