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This Fan Is So High He Thinks He Won The Champions League Trophy

Ladies and gentlemen, from the people that brought you “David at the Dentist” comes the Champions League video you and all of your friends will be talking about for, you know, at least the next 72 hours. It comes from the world of Reddit, and just might make “AAAAYYYYYY” your go-to phrase for the forceable future. 

Cheapest Seats In Champions League History? Man City Struggle To Sell Out.

The Champions League group stages are a joy for any football, futbol, and soccer fan alike because it means double the games during the week to watch your favorite club compete in Europe. Plus, it’s not everyday that Juventus, Manchester United, or Paris St. Germain come through town for a match. 

Yet, the sky blue in the north of England must have missed the memo about City’s match against Juventus in the first group stage match of the year. The expanding Etihad Stadium that is soon to house over 60,000 spectators was having trouble selling out the stadium. 

Watch This Amazing Kid Play The Saxophone While Juggling A Soccer Ball

In case you missed it, this kid juggled a soccer ball while solving a Rubik's Cube. 

We are not here to talk about Rubik's Cubes, though. We are here to talk about the saxophone, specifically "Careless Whisper," by George Michael. This kid can apparently play "Careless Whisper" while juggling a soccer ball.

Sporting Kansas City Made A Rose Ceremony Video Because The MLS Is Weird

A rose ceremony is a thing in certain Americcan reality TV shows in which a hunky rich guy gives flowers to hot girls, save one, in order to narrow them down to one special hot girl whom he will eventually divorce and everyone will totally see it coming.

Newscaster Nails Pronunciation Of Ridiculously Long Name Of This Club’s Town

This guy knows how to take pride in the little things fairly long things.  

Carli Lloyd Had A Field Goal-Kicking Contest With Vince Wilfork

Who do you think is better at kicking something, Carli Lloyd or Vince Wilfork?

The producers of HBO show "Hard Knocks" endeavored to find out the answer by having the World Cup Golden Ball winner take on the All-Pro defensive tackle in a friendly field goal-kicking contest. 

We won't spoil the ending, but we will say that Wilfork, who it can be assumed has far less kicking things experience than Lloyd impressed with his kicking things ablility.

We should have know this, though, because Vince Wilfork is always loose. He said so himself.

Referees Take A Lot Of S***. This Clip Shows What Would Happen If They Fought Back.

I can’t imagine what kind of frustrations referees have on a weekly basis: players are always giving them grief, managers always disagree and literally entire crowds end up hating them on a routine basis. If we are all supposed to fear the wrath of a quiet man, then a referee going off the deep end is just about the most terrifying thing I can imagine. And thanks to this La Liga official, I don’t have to imagine that hard anymore. 

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