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Brace yourselves. This story is not for the squeamish. 

There was a shark attack at an English soccer game between Barnet and Grimsby town. We are not making this up.

Apparently, a Grimsby town supporter named Kenneth Meech assaulted a steward at Barnet's home grounds with an inflatable shark, like the things that small children ride around on in swimming pools.

With all the buzz about Raheem Sterling and Morgan Schneiderlin being shipped around England, one of the Three Lion’s best has been sent out of the country. Former Manchester United midfielder and member of the infamous class of ’92, Phillip Neville, has brought his talents to Spain and Valencia. 

The 2014 FIFA World Cup has come and gone. It’s been more than a year since Germany took home the championship and since Mexico suffered a controversial exit at the hands of the Netherlands.

Mexico had fought tooth and nail against some of the tournament’s favorites. A Guillermo Ochoa-inspired Mexico kept a clean sheet against host Brazil, the second time in a row that Mexico had to face a host nation (South Africa in 2010).

For those of you who don't believe in silver linings, here's a story for you:

A girl was partying in Las Vegas when a tragedy befell her. She lost her phone. 

Two days later, the phone was picked up by none other than Cristiano Ronaldo, who contacted the damsel in distress and brought her her phone.