Humor

Count Your Blessings You Didn't Score This Calamitous Long-Range Own-Goal

Xabi Alonso has retired from professional soccer, but his spirit lives on. And by "spirit" we mean "scoring goals from outrageously far away".

Well, sort of.

11 Footballers And Their Hilarious Cartoon Lookalikes

From The Simpsons to Charlie Brown and Shrek to Tarzan, we've compiled a list of footballers who may or may not have been the insipriation behind these characters. Take a look at the 11 footballers who most look like cartoon characters. 

Antonio Conte, A Notoriously Strict Coach, Has A Priceless Reaction To Diego Costa Eating Cake

Diego Costa's hysterical antics have been in full swing this season. From the tractor incident to funny post match interviews, the list keeps growing. During halftime of Chelsea's travels to West Brom, Costa fancied himself a nutritious snack, and Conte was informed of this after the match.

18 cosas que experimenta cada jugador de fútbol

Jugar fútbol es participar en una comunidad global de experiencias compartidas. Todos vemos partidos, absorbemos los métodos y estilos de otros y hablamos un idioma universal, el idioma del juego que amamos. Al igual que todo en la vida, el fútbol tiene sus fases, tiene sus altibajos, pero no lo cambiaríamos por nada, porque al final, el fútbol siempre nos ha dado más.

Aquí están 18 cosas que muestran que tenemos más cosas en común que cosas que nos dividen. 

How To Build A Better Zlatan Robot

Stockholm

(At The ZlatanBot Factory)

Scientist: sir, the unit has broken down. A failure of the knee joint, apparently

Boss guy: Goddammit the warranty just expired

Other scientist: well, at least this will give us a chance to improve the unit

Zlatan: I am right here, and I can hear you. I am Zlatan, and I am already as close to perfect as can possibly exist

Scientist: well at least the hearing module still works

Other scientist: and the confidence module

Zlatan: Everything works I am Zlatan

The Ultimate Celebrity Soccer Team

Soccer is the world’s sport, and people from all walks of life can relate to the game. Some celebrities have not been shy about glorifying their early playing days, so we’ve decided to dig deeper to assemble the ultimate team of actors, musicians, and creative types.

The result is a formidable, if unconventional, starting XI.

Rare Canadian Howler Sighted

(David Attenborough voice)

Ah, yes, this is the rare Canadian Howler. This creature is exceedingly rare, but when sighted it never disappoints.

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