Humor

Clint Dempsey made a bad night worse for the Seattle Sounders Tuesday. The Sounders finished their US Open Cup match against the Portland Timbers with seven players thanks to an injury after they had used up all their subs, and three red cards. The last, and funniest, of these was given to Dempsey, who, while protesting a red card to a different Sounders player, took the referee's notebook and ripped it up. Although the ref was totally justified in red-carding Dempsey (who now might face a suspension for the incident, which is stupid), points for originality here for Clint.

Normally when someone says a movie is the worst movie in the history of everything, you'd take a look at Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" and see that it can get worse. This isn't the case with the FIFA propaganda film "United Passions." It somehow manages to be worse than "The Room" and that's saying something.

Don't get me wrong, Tim Roth nails it--he always does--but literally every other part of the movie fails on literally every single level. No, I am not being hyperbolic.

The Japanese have outdone themselves with this TV spot for the 2015 Copa America in Chile. Is it weird? Absolutely. Racist? Maybe.

Bambino Pons once again proves that Spanish-speaking countries have the best announcers. This one sings "Eye of the Tiger" and it's awesome.

These new Vines advertising Nike's MagistaX and MercurialX are so ridiculous, they're hilarious.

“It’s underwear for a man with a great body… and David Beckham.”

Libero Magazine says that if you can play football, make a save or are just a man, you can dance. And they're right.

Neymar got a little more than he bargained for when he played in an exhibition game with UFC champion Jose Aldo.