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The Quest To Find The Perfect Soccer Ball For Your Dog

Covid-19 continues to spread rampantly with 35 U.S. states still posting higher than recommended positivity rates. The implications of this are far-reaching and continue to affect our daily lives, but I’m here to talk about the most important of the least important things: playing recreational soccer.

Univision Is Setting Huge Champions League Viewership Records Thanks To CBS All Access

During Bayern Munich’s 8-2 humiliation of Barcelona on Friday, Univision set a Champions League TV ratings record in the U.S. — all thanks to CBS.

Fans Return To MLS Matches By Booing Human Rights

For the first time since the outbreak of the novel coronavirus pandemic, an MLS match was played in front of fans on Wednesday night. A few of those fans immediately used that privilege to boo human rights.

Doctors HATE This: The One WEIRD Trick Soccer Players Use To Get SHREDDED

Listen, I know this sounds CRAZY but it’s so true and so EASY. My life changed FOREVER thanks to this ONE WEIRD TRICK I used to eviscerate fat, build LEAN muscle and get shredded FASTER than an Alphonso Davies recovery tackle.  

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The ‘Not So Friendly’ Friendly That Turned Deadly

So let’s talk about 2020. The year started with us cheering and drinking to the start of the ‘Roaring 20’s’ and Great Gatsby-esque aesthetics. How naive we were… 

Adding Insult To Injury: Club Tijuana Carting Off Players In Millennium Falcon

Last night, Club Tijuana and Tigres played to a scoreless draw at Estadio Caliente in a match that included six yellow cards and 39 fouls. Our friends over at the always excellent FMF State of Mind blog said the game “devolved into a series of fouls that choked off any momentum” and included “long stretches of the teams mauling one another.”

Copenhagen Manager Hilariously Bets His Bonus On Losing To Man Utd In Europa League

FC Copenhagen made history on Wednesday by becoming the first Danish club to advance to a European quarterfinal since 1996 after defeating Turkish champion Istanbul Basaksehir 3-0 (3-1 aggregate). Two things were learned from the match: Copenhagen isn’t to be taken lightly and CBS posts 16-minute long highlight videos.

Most Absurd Reasons Jersey Numbers Have Been Retired

We all know the ancient tradition of clubs retiring jersey numbers to honor the player who wore it. Most of the time a retired jersey number means the player was a club legend who served for many years, or maybe that player passed away too soon or some other extenuating circumstance. 

Of course there are always exceptions to that rule, and in the exceptions lie the weirdest reasons for retired soccer numbers.

CBS Studio Lineup For Champions League Won’t Include Any Americans (Or Steve Nash)

After ignoring soccer for nearly 50 years, CBS is diving headlong into this whole soccer experiment.

You’ve Been Saying José Mourinho’s Name Wrong

Constantly pronouncing someone’s name wrong is a microaggression. And if you don’t agree with that then you have probably never had your name mispronounced on a daily basis.

In Amazon Prime’s upcoming series All or Nothing: Tottenham Hotspur, Tottenham manager José Mourinho reveals that people have been pronouncing his name wrong since the beginning — and it drives him nuts. 

The series released a teaser for the episode (set to come out later this summer) that shows Mourinho saying, “Everybody gets my name wrong."

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