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This Incredible Video Proves Messi Is The GOAT
Look, I can't 100 percent confirm it's Messi in this video, but it sure looks like him, so whatever.
He really is a Goat pic.twitter.com/BJVyqNtKky
— mx (@BUSQXETS2) October 31, 2017
MESSI IS THE GOAT.
Actually, he's just a guy with a wig and sunglasses and a silly shirt making goat noises, but it's potentially Messi! So that's cool!
Players who were Gods in FIFA but not so much on the Pitch
Fantasy Premier League Tips Week 11
Here are your Fantasy Premier League Tips for Week 11 of the Prem. Here are 3 players you could use your transfer on:
Raheem Sterling (Manchester City)
With seven goals in eight games, Raheem Sterling is only two goals shy of his career best — a mark he set in The Year Of Slippy G, AD. The 22-year-old isn’t just going to break his personal best, he’s going to shatter it. What’s more, Sterling is cheaper than fellow Manchester City midfielders Leroy Sane, David Silva and Kevin De Bruyne.
Sergio Ramos Unnecessarily Whacks Dembele Three Times Then Makes Meal Of Little Contact
Watch The Most Hilarious Own Goals Of All-Time
Hilarious own goals are a tragedy for the player who scores them. It's arguably even worse for goalkeepers as they are the only players on the field allowed to use their hands. In spite of this, however, they sometimes manage to score the most remarkable, unexplainable own goals.
This week, 18-year-old Benfica goalkeeper Mile Svilar scored a really unfortunate own goal when the Eagles faced Manchester United in the Champions League.
Roberto Firmino Nutmegged A Maribor Defender Back To Slovenia
When this Maribor defender woke up this morning, he probably didn't know today would be his last day as a professional soccer player. He probably didn't think Roberto Firmino would nutmeg him so badly as to necessitate his rejecting society and living out his days in a cave, as a hermit.
But that's what Firmino did, so this poor man must now grow a giant beard and take a vow of silence.
Casemiro Violently Pulled By Ghost In Match Against Tottenham Hotspur
Dele Alli Returns, Opens Scoring Against Real Madrid
5 Years ago tomorrow will be the anniversary of Dele Alli making his debut for MK Dons in front of 1,500 people. Today the 21-year-old opening the scoring against Real Madrid in front of 90,000 in the UEFA Champions League.
Dele Alli is making the most of his return from suspension!
He puts Tottenham up 1-0 on Real Madrid. https://t.co/lzaWfskb6p