Rot-Weiss Oberhausen, a team in Germany's fourth division, have made free agent striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic an offer, should his ego be large enough, he can't refuse.
From the BBC:
The striker, 34, is considering offers after leaving Paris St-Germain but few will be as creative as what Rot-Weiss Oberhausen have put forward.
The club says the striker's signature on a two-year contract would see the city introduce a monarchy that Ibrahimovic will head, while a local beer will be renamed to feature his name.
KING ZLATAN.
This got us thinking about what Zlatan's kingdom would look like, which led us to this article about Zlatan inserted into various world landmarks and now we're probably not going to do anything else for the rest of the day.
Included in the deal are the re-opening for Zlatan's personal use a public pool that has been closed for 20 years, the re-naming of a local beer for him and the constructing of a new stand with Swedish materials, plus a free ride from the airport.
Who could say no to that?
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