Liverpool players did a very cringeworthy thing, and we'll talk about it later, just watch it.
"Liverpool FC players drop famous Hip Hip rhymes" is the whitest phrase ever created, and I think that's great.
The best part is when Adam Lallana says "I'm not doing this, I promise. I'm not doing it."
Then later: "no way Milli's gonna do this. If Milli does it, get me back here and I'll do it."
Y'all know what happens next.
A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MIL A MIL A MILLI A MILLI.
Sadly, they didn't have James Milner recite actual lyrics from Lil Wayne's "A Milli," instead choosing to have the Liverpool midfielder recite lines that aren't horribly sexist and/or totally inappropriate for an official team channel.
Imagine, though, for just a moment, James Milner saying things like "He's a beast, he's a dog, he's a mothaf***** problem/OK you're a goon but what's a goon to a goblin".
Or "Don't you hate a shy b****? Yeah I ate a shy b****. She ain't shy no more, she changed her name to my b****".
Or "I'm a young money millionaire tougher than Nigerian hair/my criteria compared to your career just isn't fair/I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed".
Someone get Darren Farley on the horn. This needs to happen. Until then, we'll just have to make do with Regulate.
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