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We were going to call this article “10 Things I Hate About Mou”, but decided it suggested a degree of familiarity with teenage rom coms that no grown man should admit to. So instead, in the week that Jose Mourinho publicly belittled his medical staff for doing their job and then heavily reduced team doctor Eva Carneiro’s role within the club for acknowledging some people on Facebook, The18 brings you the Portuguese’s 10 biggest dick moves of the last decade.

Generally, in journalism, when you find a story the proper thing to do is to dig deeper and acquire as much information as possible about causes, effects, etc. before releasing it to the public. We are going to break journalistic tradition here, though, because we do not even want to know what horrible thing happened to Javier Martos that necessitated him receiving this treatment during a game.

Giovani dos Santos is not good at throwing baseballs. This is demonstrated by his attempt at throwing out the first pitch at a recent Los Angeles Dodgers game. 

.@OficialGio. He's really good at soccer. pic.twitter.com/ZHe5ogdxA4

— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) August 11, 2015

Zlatan Ibrahimovic would like for you to buy his perfume. Zlatan Ibrahimovic made a commercial in order to persuade you to buy his perfume.

But, like everything Zlatan does, this is not your average commercial. It's not quite as insane as this commercial, but it does feature a #ZlatanFish.