Humor

This Double Nutmeg Is The Stuff Defenders' Nightmares Are Made Of

What would you do if you were this forward? Would you quit soccer forever, knowing you would never do anything as cool as this? Would you call FIFA and demand a FIFA #TheBest Award for what you just did? Would you run back to the two defenders you just roasted and give them a look like "yeah you know what time it is"? Would you be a good sport? A bad sport? Would you freak out? Would you remain as stoic as a statue?

I would do all of those things.

Mainz's Goalkeeper Forgot The Ball

Look, we all have those days. Those days when nothing goes right. Those days when our heads, for whatever reasons, are just not in it. They are elsewhere, in the clouds perhaps. Mainz goalkeeper Robin Zentner had one of those days Saturday when he went to kick the ball and found that OH NO THE BALL IS NOT THERE.

Somehow, via some kind of witchcraft and/or sorcery, Borussia Monchengladbach did not score on this play, so Zentner was (sort of) vindicated.

Bur goodness, y'all.

Alexis Sanchez Got The Christmas Decorations Out Early For His Dogs

We all know someone like this: the person who gets the Christmas decorations out the day after Halloween, as if Thanksgiving (A FAR SUPERIOR HOLIDAY TO CHRISTMAS, DON'T @ ME) doesn't even exist.

This Video Of A Man Warming Up Next To The Field Will Make You Believe In Yourself

Hey.

I'm here to tell you something. Something important.

Don't ever let anyone tell you you can't do something. There is nothing you can't do.

You can do anything you set your mind to, is what I'm saying.

If you can dream it, you can do it. If you believe, you can achieve.

Just ask this guy.

Commentator's Analogy For Dele Alli Goal Might Be The Weirdest/Best Ever

We don't think anyone will ever top this description of Dele Alli's goal against Real Madrid. Pundits around the globe need to take notes. 

This Incredible Video Proves Messi Is The GOAT

Look, I can't 100 percent confirm it's Messi in this video, but it sure looks like him, so whatever.

MESSI IS THE GOAT.

Actually, he's just a guy with a wig and sunglasses and a silly shirt making goat noises, but it's potentially Messi! So that's cool!

Watch The Most Hilarious Own Goals Of All-Time

Hilarious own goals are a tragedy for the player who scores them. It's arguably even worse for goalkeepers as they are the only players on the field allowed to use their hands. In spite of this, however, they sometimes manage to score the most remarkable, unexplainable own goals.

This week, 18-year-old Benfica goalkeeper Mile Svilar scored a really unfortunate own goal when the Eagles faced Manchester United in the Champions League.

Watch Arsenal Player Hilariously Nutmeg Arsene Wenger In Training

Three years ago Ainsley Maitland-Niles was Arsenal’s second-youngest player to make a Champions League appearance behind Jack Wilshere. Still fighting for a consistent place in Arsene Wenger’s side, he went for a bold strategy to request more playing time during training on Wednesday. Maitland-Niles nutmegged Wenger. 

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